And I’m sorry, friends–I just cannot wash these things out and reuse them. Ever since I was pregnant with Willow, my gag reflex has just been on a hair trigger. Know what I can do, though? Heat them up, make them pretty, and throw them on the Christmas tree. It’s like this fusing plastic bags project, only with glitter! Don’t believe me? Watch and see. You will need: used but clean-ish sandwich bag, pretties to put inside it (thin and flat, please!), parchment paper, iron, cutting template (may I suggest a cookie cutter?), scissors, hole punch
- Stuff some pretties into your sandwich bag. When my girls and I do this, we use tissue paper left over from previous presents, glitter, very small bits of broken crayons, and very small scraps of fabric or felted wool. Try telling this to my kids, but less really is more–keep your stuffing very thin, with plenty of empty spots.
- Flatten all the air out of your sandwich bag, then seal it shut.
- Lay a generous sheet of parchment paper down on your ironing surface, put your sandwich bag down on that, then put another sheet of parchment paper on top.
- With your iron set to low or medium-low, iron over the top sheet of parchment paper until the plastic of the sandwich bag melts together. Keep your iron moving so that you don’t scorch your stuffing, and check often to see if the plastic has melted. You don’t want to overdo, or you basically just have a flat, melty blob of plastic and stuff (not terribly different from what you’re supposed to end up with, but anyway…) NOTE: If your parchment paper is stuck to the melted plastic, just let the whole thing cool down and then it will peel off.
- Peel away the parchment paper to reveal your flat, melty blob.
- Using your cutting template, trace out some ornament shapes and then cut them out with sturdy scissors. NOTE: If your stuffing was thick at an edge that you’re cutting, it might peel a bit–just stick some clear glue there and dominate it back into submission.
- Punch out a hole for an ornament hanger, and throw that baby up there! Is this my most redneck project yet, or what? I swear, though, my family was having a pretty redneck Christmas already (this is redneck, and this is REALLY redneck). Do y’all do any redneck Christmas projects, too, or is it just me?
